When you look at your crush far away
When you’re next to your crush
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
I read wifi and was confused by a second
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
this freaked me out cause patrick got serious
when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plate
wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you
meowth knows how to burn a bitch
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”