Yes yes yes!!! Thank you that-human-girl! You’re a genius!
Chanyeol: Wait… *touches face* Is this really me?
Sehun: Good morning beautiful *looks in mirror*
Tao: WHAT THE!!! BOOBS?!
D.O: *whispers* Yesssss
Lay: Dayyymn. Ok.
Chen: Where do I go from here???
Xiumin: *Walks by a mirror* …
Baekhyun: Hey boyzzz!!!!
Suho: Guys. I’m scared.
Kris: I’ve got TITTIES!!!
Kai: WHERE’S MY DICK!?!?
IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG
pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
how to strike up a conversation with cool mutuals:
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free
when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one
i feel this spiritually
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight